zeldathemes
the void is nice this time of year
Hello stranger. Or friend. Or person whose url I smile at thinking "oh you". I'm Ariel, and we're totally friends now.

Here you will find mostly Phan and Superwholock, but also OITNB, Night Vale, Harry Potter, John & Hank, etc. Expect hella gay and semi-frequent bouts of feminist/ environmentalist raging. We like that here.

Finally, I write quite a lot, fanfic and otherwise. Prompt box is always open and feedback always more than welcome.

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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

awesomedigitalart:

Beneath the Surface by juliedillon

awesomedigitalart:

Beneath the Surface by juliedillon

  #terrifying    #yet awesome    #art  
  #hp    #fan art  
thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.

Anonymous

roboticdreams:

I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

  #words  
awwww-cute:

Oooh

awwww-cute:

Oooh

  #kitteh  

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

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progressivefriends:

crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

allyhatingheterophobe:

People who think I don’t already “pick my battles” greatly underestimate the number of potential battles in my path on a daily basis.

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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Wait, what happened with Phil and Dan?

Anonymous

Nothing? I think? If you’re taking that from something I reblogged, it was probably a joke post. Sorry to disappoint!

queenlovett:

notordinaryfashion:


Carolina Herrera


that is a magical dress made out of the night sky and stars. no one can tell me different

queenlovett:

notordinaryfashion:

Carolina Herrera

that is a magical dress made out of the night sky and stars. no one can tell me different

  #pretty  
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