i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me
You’re such a silly goose!
oh my god it’s like: heavenly blue, redemtion green and fanfiction green
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
“no homo,” dean whispers right before he shoves his tongue down castiel’s throat
did you just combine two of the greatest things?
this works fucking perfectly
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
its five in the morning, my parents are down the hall, and my computer was on full volume
I physically can’t not reblog this
imagine. a song that starts with “1, 2, 3, 4” but the band is too shy to start playing anything so the singer ends up awkwardly counting to like 300
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
lmfao i reblogged for that last comment^