Less Than a Lot but Always More Than None
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Writer / Superwholock / Phan / HP / ATLA / Klaine

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

44 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 107,407 notes

themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts

45 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 50,512 notes

megaparsecs:

A reminder for today that supporting the idea that Oxford or Sir Francis Bacon or whoever wrote Shakespeare’s works is inherently classist and undermines the very essence of what makes Shakespeare great: the universality of his writing.

Shakespeare didn’t write to impress…

46 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 336 notes
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rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

54 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 144,167 notes

girlsbydaylight:

Twisted Disney by Kasami-Sensei
56 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 69,194 notes

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

58 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 379,967 notes
mcgregorswench:

mcgregorswench:

image

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 163,741 notes

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 330,395 notes

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 76,056 notes

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 163,173 notes

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 260,460 notes

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 175,141 notes

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 217,974 notes

voxclara:

my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • the word ‘bisexual’
2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,991 notes