Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
Here you will find mostly Phan and Superwholock, but also OITNB, Night Vale, Harry Potter, John & Hank, etc. Expect hella gay and semi-frequent bouts of feminist/ environmentalist raging. We like that here.
Finally, I write quite a lot, fanfic and otherwise. Prompt box is always open and feedback always more than welcome.
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
People who think I don’t already “pick my battles” greatly underestimate the number of potential battles in my path on a daily basis.
when you ship something your friend doesn’t
Nothing? I think? If you’re taking that from something I reblogged, it was probably a joke post. Sorry to disappoint!
that is a magical dress made out of the night sky and stars. no one can tell me different